Shit My Students Write: The "closet" solution
“My solution to this dispute of gays being married would be a simple fix. I would let homosexuals get married but the wedding could not be in open view of the public. It would have to be in a closed location and they could not broad cast that they are being married to anyone other than their selves. This would keep all of the confusion down about gay marriage. The public would not know anything about the weddings just the couple being married. I would not let the gay couple show any type of affection for each other in public. This solution would solve a lot of problems in the world about gay marriage.”
Hahahahaha. I can’t wait till I get to grade papers like this one.